Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: GEN (with ninja!het in there somewhere!)
Rating: PG-13 (language, some mature themes)

Inspired by this. Because everyone needs a good laugh now and then.
And thanks to my lovely friend sunshinetown/rope_weaver for her amazing ideas and spazzy anecdotes without which I would definitely not survive physics class.

( The first indication anything has gone wrong happens on an episode of Star King when, in the middle of filming, Kang Ho Dong is lifted off his feet and hovers, sputtering, for a good 10 seconds before he falls right back down again, as if dropped. That scene is predictably edited out by the puzzled PDs, and everyone on set shoots everyone else suspicious looks as they bow their goodbyes, but otherwise, nothing much is different. )